OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!

SO TODAY AUGUST 10TH IS THE DAY I WAS BORN!!!!!!!! Today is birthday and im soooooo excited!! i got woken up with a phone call from one of my best friends Ryen. She left me this long HILARIOUS messaage and she texted me HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 10 times lol shes crazy but thats not the best thing that has happend its 12:39 and guess what God has given me for my birthday................................................ RAIN!!!!! its not just sprinkles or drizzles OH HELLS NO its pouring down once you walk out ur are soaking wet kind of rain!!!!! ITS SOOOOO AMAZAZING!!! Man it is raining on my birthday i mean i couldnt ask for anything better than that like at all oh and i go into my kitchen cuz i was thirsty and well i get a better view of the wonderful rain and what do i see........................................... a beautiful little card but whats under that beautiful little card welll let me just tell you cuz i can tell your on edge right now MINI CUPCAKESSSSSS!!!!! My awsome dad was gonna surprise me with that but u know me i love to ruin surprises lol jk that just happend. So just wanted to tell you that my BIRTHDAY is off to an AWSOME start!!!!!!!! :)

ill be back later to update u on my  BIRTHDAY!!!!!! :) im gonna be really selfish today and talk about me ALOT! lol jk.................................... maybe ;)

Simply Issy!

Sorry!!!!

Sooooo im like supa sorry that i havent been on. Its just iv been SUPA busy with work, back to school stuff, shopping, and oh ya MY BIRTHDAY (which is in 4 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) the 10th! and plus i havent had really anything to write about so far nothing dramatic like my sister hates my guts or sad like i found out my uncle only has up to 2 years to live because his cancer or or happy cuz my birthday might be in 4 days or something........................................... OH CUZ  ALL THAT CRAP/AMAZING THINGS DID HAPPEN!!!
Ya so i got a call from my dad telling me that my uncles cancer spread to his liver and he only has 2 years or less and i was freaking out and he was like ur sister didnt tell u? and i was like no she wont even talk to me anymore so ya my sister found out first and didnt tell me! WHO DOES THAT!!!! Thats something i needed to know! hes my friggin uncle! can somebody say BIZITCH please!!!!!!!! Moving on ya my bday is on the 10th and im supa excited im finally gonna be 17 WOOT WOOT!!!!!!!!!! My bffl9yp is taking me to a movie and then i have to work but on Friday the 12th is when im havin a party and all my friends are going to that :) im gonna put pictures up pretty soon sooooo Ill see you later :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

SIMPLY ISSY!!!!

hopefully tommorrow ill have something better to

talk about :)

DWINKYS!!!!!



Me and Katie got matching shirts!!!!!:) oh yaaaaa its some DARTH VADOR!!!!!!!!



Boy do i miss it!

So the answer to your question..... yes that was a charletts web reference!:) lol. Okay so i am hating this weather so much! Hot weather and me just dont add up, dont get me wrong it can be nice and all but seriously 106 degrees is not nice its torture!!!! ok maybe im being a little dramatic but thats me!lol Weather hasnt been this hot since 1980 and im just not a fan of it. Im more of a winter/fall kind of gal. I love the cold idk y i just do its soo refreshing and i love love love love love the RAIN! Ive never been this emotionially in love with anything before (i have intimate issues)Im what you would call "obsessed" with it. Every time it rains im always outside with it, im either reading, doing homework, playing in it or flat out stalking it with my eyes;). If rain could file a restraining order against me, i am 100 percent sure it would. It makes everything prettier :) But we havent had any rain in FOREVER and it makes me so sad :( and one day i was watching, "singing in the rain" (ya i stooped that low) and it was pouring down rain (supa jelous) and then i just started writting about rain and it turned into a poem so i thought i would share it with u! Here it is

Rain, Rain Come Again

Rain can be viewed in many ways

Rain makes me happy, it makes the world seem less broken

When the rain falls its like all the pain, worry, and destruction is hidden

Some say it washes all their troubles away and I would agree

For that hour or 2 the only thing that matters is the rain and me

One thing that stuck out the most to me for many years

Is that the rain falling might be a sign of Gods tears

Now if I say I didn’t believe that, id be lying

Because the truth is iv always had that in the back of my mind that its God crying

But how can I love the rain so much if that’s what im thinking

Well I wont officially know the truth until my heart stops beating

So until then, whenever I see rain I will still smile and twirl

Cuz for that hour or 2 it will only be the rain and me in this screwed up world

HOPE U LIKED IT!



SIMPLY ISSY!!!!!!!!!

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Soooo my life so far has been pretty boring. I could make up this outrageous story like..............." I wear a red hood everyday and one day i was walking to my grandmas house cuz she was sick and when i got there the house was dark so i asked if she was home but no answer, so i open the door and 3 little pigs rush out. 1 little pig  yelled "oh hell no grandma i dont think so!", the 2nd little pig yelled "who knew we could talk!!!! Wat the heck is going on, at first i was at a farm and a spider was my best friend and now some grammy with huge teeth wants to eat me!!" and the last piggy screech "pig noises". All i was thinkin was screw that! So i turned around and followed the yellow brick road and the weirdest thing happen i started to hear people singing. idk, it was random i think it went like, "were of f to see the lizard the wonderful lizard of all.........  Im guessing their going to get some epic geico insurance..........NICE, and then an apple came out of NO WHERE and hit me in the head and i was knocked out...idk call me crazy but i rather eat the apple cuz there my fav fruit and its not like im gonna get knocked out by eating it u know...so i wake up and im in a friggin huge castle!!! like REALLY!!!!!!! So i look around and then i see something...........my hair is really long like past my feet long, thats not the weird part for some reason it turned blonde! now picture me my skintone and then BLONDE hair.... odd right soo then i hear a bang and then BAM an orger with a talking donkey burst into the door!! i was caught off guard big time. and then he ask if im fiona and i give him this look and said "close but no im issy or isabella." he goes oops wrong room. so they leave and i look down and see that i have these BANGIN sparklly read convers on and i click them together to get glitter on the floor and i think, man this would look great in my room and then i look up and guess where i am? MY ROOM!" but we all know that really didnt happen........................ or did it, i guess you will never truly know.  ;)

simply issy

Who Doesnt Love Them................

Have you ever seen a movie where the ending is just too good to be true. When the guy says the perfect thing to get the girl he almost lost or the girl shows up at the perfect time to get the guy she almost lost. Ya those movies are my favorite i love a movie that can spit out a cheesey line to someone and it just works. Sometimes they make you want to say AWWWWWW, sometimes WTF and maybe even YES!!!!!!! Im all about the cheese when it comes to guys. I think the cheesier the better. Example of some cheese.
JERRY MAGUIRE
Tom Cruise- i love you. You complete me. I I
Rene Z- Shut up...... You had me at hello. You had me at hello
I mean REALLY!!! U just dont see that everyday!!! I absolutly love it.
HITCH
Will Smith- Because thats what people do, they leap and hope to God they can fly. Because otherwise we just drop....... like a rock, wondering the whole way down. "Why in the hell did i jump?" But here i am, Sara, falling. And thers only one person that makes me feel like  i can fly. And thats you..... thats you
See those kind of words, you would have me on a permantent leash, i know that might sound demeaning and all but COME ON!!!!!! I have a huge soft spot for cheesey/corny lines and for blue or green eyes but thats besides the point. okay and last but not really theres more but i just cant think of any right now least is........
NO STRINGS ATTATCHED
Natalie Portman- she starts walking toward him
 Ashton K- he steps back and says, "Don’t you come any closer…because if you do, I’m never letting you go!"
How do you not just jump into those romantic/corny/cheesy/awsome arms of his!!!!!!!!!!
And this is for the guys.... Girls can be cheesy and awsome too Example
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."
She wrote a poem for him and then read it infron of her CLASS!!!!! that takes some major lady balls!
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
The truth is... I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart... and I never really got it back
This is my all time favorite movie in the world!!!
Young Melanie: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow? Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
 Then BAMM!!!! Lighting strikes when they kiss!!! i mean isnt that just AMAZING!!!
Life would be just lovely if everyone used cliches and pickup lines!!!clap...............clap..........clap.....clap....clap...clap..clap.clapclap multiple claps clapclapclapclapclaps
ya the one clap that turned into multiply claps that ends in a standing ovation - cliche number 1 :)

cant think of a witty title.....................

Ok soo i decided to just reply to my comments on here, since im not capable of figuring out how to do it other wise :). To rose well i give you mad props for putting that quote up or i guess lyrics up cuz more people should know about BOB DYLAN! Good job girl!!!!!! Ok so back to Mr. E aka NOT british guy but American guy who lives in Britain (did i get that right :)) So is it the Quote i commented or the one i blogged, and thanks i actually am known for my awsome metaphors which usually turns into sarcasm ............ so much for intellectual gramar, more like smart assery :) Sooooooooooooo moving on, Todays my first day at work!!!!! YAAAAAY!!! ( i doubt ill be saying that a month later) I go in at 4:30pm and im like supa stoked! I went to bed at 10:00pm  cuz i wanted to be like fully energized but i ended up waking up at 12:36 am and as u know from my previous blog once i wake up its SUPA hard to get back to sleep. So i tried counting backwards from 100 to 1. Then tried it forwards 1 to 100. and nothing. So i tried my ABCs once again forward and backwards... I can offically say that im a pro, and if i ever get pulled over for drinking or drunk driving (watever u call it) thats the one test i will ace!!!! After all that, i just started singing tommorow by chris young but i cant sing like him let alone sing at all so i decided id let him do it.  so im listening to him and i forget that when i listen to music it always make me hyper so i can officially say that i am 100% SCREWED!!!!!!! Its 2:19 in the morning and im not even tired!!!!! i got 2 hours, 36 minutes and no idea how many seconds of sleep! Wish me luck on my first day cuz God knows i need it

Simply Issy

If my dogg buddy can do it, y cant i!!!!!!!!!!

Ive never been this jelous in my life........so sad :(

sooooooooo technically.....

Soooo technically its not sunday yet, but in 27 minutes it will be but i just couldnt wait!!! Oh i need to clarify something hehe Mr. E aka british guy is actually not british hes american!!!! WOOT WOOT! but hes still awsome that part hasnt changed just his nationality lol. And (i know ur not suppose to start a sentence with "and" but i am ya im bad........... to the bone)  a correction on my bfffl9yp statement i just got too excited its actually BFFL9YP-  best friend for like 9 years plus!!!!!! ok back to my bloggythingamajig..... I read the most aswome quote in the world or today and i thought i might share it with you. :D okay here goes............. u ready..................... are u sure................ i bet the suspence is KILLING  u................ almost dead........okay ill bring u back to life and just tell you :)
 
No one falls in love by choice, its by chance.
No one stays in love by chance, its by work.
and No one falls out of love by chance, its by choice.

so for all you lovers out there, if you want things to work, put in the time and work for it,

its not just gonna magicaly fix itself.

if you break his/her heart and want to fix it go get some super glue not tape, tape is fast and halfass and will eventully fall of and then its broken all over again.

if you trully want to fix it

1. go to the store

2. ask  for glue

3. make sure the glue is super glue

4. buy the glue

5. go home, fix what you broke and hold on to it

if you trully want to fix his/her heart u will take the neccessary steps and as much time as she/he need to fix it.

If you dont want to fix it, let someone else who wants to do it. u keep ur halfass tape :)

yaaa i just got deep just call me dr. issy



simply issy